Ok, the title sounds absurd, but YES that s what i m gonna talk about..Peeing is one of those activities that betrays you so often that even it is hard to believe.Especially for girls.
For example:
Scenario 1: You are having some romantic moments with someone, and at that moment you are terrified with the girls voice:
-Darling, i ll be back in a second..
-What happened?
-Dont worry,it is nothing..I just need to run to the bathroom..
Scenario 2: You start seeing nightmares or have seen a scary movie the previous night; therefore freak out with anything possible.You just wanna cover yourself and sleep..And pica bu! You need to pee..You try to forget it, tell yourself it is just an illusion and you actually dont need to pee...But, you do need..You say Fuck this..And stand up with anger and fear, and try to find your way to the restroom leaving all the possible lights on..
Scenario 3: You need to get a urine test..therefore,you need to pee,right? Yes..they give you this strange,small,plastic cup to fill it with your urine..You take it,enter the restroom,try to fix it properly so that you are aiming right..And guess what?
You cannot pee...you wanted to pee just 1 minute ago, and now it is gone...
Scenario 4: You are travelling by a bus which doesnt have a WC in..Surprisingly there is 3 hours more until the next stop..Again, you feel strong urge to pee, and the more you try to keep it inside, the more you want to leave it free..
Scenario 5: You are in a conference or a lecture or a movie..Sitting in the middle, there are people sitting next to you in both sides. you are trying to focus on the movie or the lecturer while the following questions are occupying your brain incredibly much. "Ahh,fuck..Can i? or not..", "Wait, can i try to be really quiet and try to run to the restroom?" and on..
This can get long and longer...But well, why pee in the most absurd moments?why?
Numbness is ahead, I write to defreeze myself..
Pee?
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Posted by Tugc at 1:10 AM
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7 comments:
Butun yaziyi okuduktan sonra sanirim su anda benim tuvalete gitmem lazim....
e insanin bu kadar gozune sokarsan:)
>virtuoso<
HAHAHAHAHAHA:)Hadi sana iyi tuvaletler :)
:) Do you always think the worst case:))..
ya sen pee pee diyince aklima takildi..bu bizim turkcedeki pipi kelimesi pee den mi geliyo acaba...iyhh irencim gercekten... :P
neyse bu arada belirtemeden gecemiycem..sen yavas yavas felsefeye kayiyosun heralde tugce...baksana ele aldigin konular bayaa ilginclecti..insanin kullandigi kelimeler baska kisiler tarafindan da ayni sekilde anlasiliyor mu...ya da bi canlinin en onemli gereksinimlerinden pee mevzugu insani hayatta ne durumlara sokabilir vs..
guzel ama yaw, okumasi zevkli oluyo gercekten...bide ingilizce yaziyosun helal walla...bunlarin turkcesini yazabilirim heralde ama ingilizcesi simdilik benim icin zor gozukuyo..:)
HAHAHAHA, fantastic post :))))
You are excellent :)))
>maidenfan<
Felsefeye ilgim var ama okulda okudugum bir ders degil..Sadece dusunuyorum ve sacmasapan seylerin nedenlerini bulmaya calisiyorum diyelim :)
>ROMAN<
Your friend was hillarious...You gave me a big morning laughter :D I m trying to imagine someone running in the bus up and down showing the pee bottle :)
And yes, first one sucks so hard..
>rahsan<
Ay evet ya! uyku cok tatli gelir, tam dalarsin ve 20 dakika sonra saat calar :( Kil olurum ben..hatta genellikle tutmaya calisirim..inat ederim :)
>oktay ahmed<
Thank you ;)
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