Stupidly Annoying Things (SATs)

There are certainly some things that are annoying me sooooo much!!!For example today..After my job in the library, i walked back and then lighted a cigarette,sat my place where i always occupy whenever i am smoking.And then i saw this girl inside the dorm, going from C to A(there are 3 parts in my dorm).Then just 2 minutes after that, she went from A to C,and then again from C to A..I am not exaggurating, this happened approximately 5 or 6 times..at the end i was about to get inside, grab her head and smack it,keep hitting to the wooden bench until she is unconscious completely.
Sometimes i really feel like i m totally fucked up in the head, because there are times that everything simply ANNOYS me!!
For instance;
Girls go out with just a tiny dress,when outside temperature is below 0.And then they start complaining and running like chickens,telling that it is really cold,and that they are freezing..Well,if you wear proper things, instead of showing your ass to the world, you wont freeze..Simple,isnt it?
Secondly..When people behave me kindly,although i m not really content with their existence..It feels like they are doing it just to make me feel guilty..And i hate it..
Thirdly: When someone keeps turning around in their beds,supposedly to imply others that they are somehow disturbed by the other people,or by the noise,or whatever..And when they behave like that,it makes me puke! God gave you a mouth,tongue,brain(in order to send speaking impulse)..So,you can say what disturbs you; instead of trying to imply..If you insist on not telling what disturbs you, i will insist on not understanding it:)
Fourtly; when someone tells you that s/he is looking forward or cannot wait to see, meet you again..and that person,who is looking forward to meet, does not have any clue about who you are,havent had a couple of words with you when you are just there..And they look forward to meeting you again,or they will miss you..BULLSHIT>BULLSHIT>BULLSHIT
Number 5: Or..I m sitting outside..People pass by looking at me strangely..Somehow in a way, they want to say hi or good night, but scared of me for some reason..And when i rescue them from that torture, and initiate,say hi..they just keep looking at me weirdly..As if i did a bad thing..
Six; when some girls behave as if you are gonna steal their valuable boy friends..When their boyfriends are not around,they behave like a normal person,but if their boy friends are around,they will definitely try to humiliate you or not talk to you allmost at all,bla bla..I mean, even if i had billions of hearts,i would not give any single of them to their lovely boyfriends..However they are stupid to keep on seeing you as danger!
Seven; When the shower starts to have a small flood where you can swim inside and feel like it is pool...
Anyways..These and many more..maybe it is my problem..But well,I hate SATs(look at the title for the meaning;) )